Squarey Monsters Blog

365 Squarey Monsters

2011-06-01T20:41:00.000-04:00

It's been a while since we posted to our blog. It's not because we don't like you… *eerrrp* …'S'cuse me. The monkeys who make us have been very busy with Squaredy Cats, and, well, I guess it's safer to ignore your monsters than to ignore your cats.

Anywho, they're starting *aNOTHer* blog (as if we need to be brushed-off some more). But, yay, this one is a creative Squarey Monsters blog. Kurt from Monkey Doodle Dandy is going to make a new Squarey Monster every day for 365 days. Maybe while he's at it it he can expand our world before it gets too crowded, eh?

So, here's a link to the blog. Enjoy :)

365 Squarey Monsters

w00t! FREE ShakyPlanet for iPhone is LIVE with Squarey Monsters ShakyGlobes!

2010-06-08T14:42:00.001-04:00

The ShakyPlanet iPhone app is live…and it's FREE!

Now you can download ShakyPlanet for your iPhone, and collect Squarey Monsters ShakyGlobes.

We've made 3 so far (just search the ShakyPlanet store for the titles below or look in the Monkey Doodle Dandy collection for all of our globes!

The "Beans" ShakyGlobe is FREE :)

The "Problems" ShakyGlobe is 99¢

The "Strange" ShakyGlobe is 99¢

See how ShakyPlanet and ShakyGlobes work in this video:

If you don't have an iPhone, see what Little Ricky Software's ShakyGlobe app is all about here.

If you have an iPhone, download the FREE app and globes, and write a review here.

If you would like to tell us which Squarey Monsters you'd like to see on our Facebook page.

beeeeeeee Riiiiiiiiight Baaaaaaaaaack

2010-01-27T12:35:00.000-05:00

Dodger, of the Squarey Monsters is slow, but methodical. He gets the job done.

We're not posting as much as you'd like? Blame Dodger. He's a little slow. Patience, sluggo ;)

Try to LOL every day

2010-01-26T12:52:00.000-05:00

Please only use "LOL" when you really LOLed.

It's so important to laugh every day. Lighten up a bit if you are feeling tense. Don't let a bad day get worse. Look at something you know always makes you laugh out loud.

Flame War!

2010-01-25T11:37:00.000-05:00

Donk, of the Squarey Monsters doesn't want a flame war!

Don't you just hate when you say something dumb in the interwebs, and you get flamed non-stop for it? Don't flame me, bro!

Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!

2010-01-22T18:22:00.000-05:00

If you know the O RLY!!! owls, you'll love YA WAI!!! Flitz ;)

If you don't already know it there is an internet meme that goes a little something like this:
O RLY? = "Oh, really?"
YA RLY = "Yeah, really"
NO WAI!!! = "No, way!"
we added:
YA WAI!!! = "Yeah, way!" for Flitz.
If you still don't understand, please check Wikipedia.
We created Squarey Monsters graphics for these memes, and we took it a step further. Enjoy.
Post these to forums you frequent!

Anthony will always find A WAI!!!

2010-01-21T14:36:00.000-05:00

If you know the NO WAI!!! owl, you'll love NO WAI!!! Anthony ;)

If you don't already know it there is an internet meme that goes a little something like this:
O RLY? = "Oh, really?"
YA RLY = "Yeah, really"
NO WAI!!! = "No, way!"
If you still don't understand, please check Wikipedia.
We created Squarey Monsters graphics for this meme, and we'll be posting them this week. But we took it a step further. Keep watching.
Post these to forums you frequent!

Yeah, really

2010-01-12T10:51:00.000-05:00

If you know the YA RLY owl, you'll love YA RLY Dodger ;)

Oh, really?

2010-01-11T18:59:00.001-05:00

If you know the O RLY owl, you'll love O RLY Donk ;)

Forget lunch

2010-01-08T16:08:00.000-05:00

Some things are better left unfound.

Anthony will help you find lost things, but boy, you better think twice about some things that go missing. By the time you find it it may not be worth finding. Imagine what it would smell like like if you misplaced a grilled cheese sandwich in your laundry for a week.

Where's lunch?

2010-01-07T11:55:00.000-05:00

Reggie is a Beansferatu. All Beansferatus are vegetarians. Now, we may not all be vegetarians, but isn't it only fair that the vegetarian option should be something more or better than french fries cooked in vegetable oil or a bowl of frozen peas?
Veggies actually taste good!

When's lunch?

2010-01-06T11:01:00.000-05:00

Donk of the Squarey Monsters.

Donk sometimes sounds like he doesn't know what he's talking about, but he's usually right on. If it seems like he's full of baloney it's because he just ate.

Veggies are yummy!

2010-01-05T11:34:00.003-05:00

The veggies are watching you.

In this new year there is a debate on whether we should be saying "two thousand, ten" or "twenty-ten." Reggie doesn't care what you call it as long as you call him for dinner :)

Merry Christmas!

2009-12-22T11:58:00.000-05:00

The Squarey Monsters want to thank you for being their friends and fans.

Merry Christmas!

from Anthony, Bitzy, Clup, Dodger, Donk, Flitz, Hushy, Reggie and Sylphia.

Good fortune in Dodger's wake

2009-12-21T12:08:00.000-05:00

Dodger of the Squarey Monsters leaves a trail of happiness!

Dodger will clean up the path in front of you today. All the mucky muck that lies ahead today will be smooth sailing as long as you have Dodger for a friend.

Whoever denied it supplied it

2009-12-17T19:24:00.000-05:00

Hushy knows whoever smelt it dealt it, so don't expect him to say a word. Ever. He can really keep a secret. Trust him with anything.

Channel B

2009-12-15T18:57:00.000-05:00

Does your TV remote sometimes seem to have a life of its own? Bitzy is a technologically advanced being who can help you.

Dreams are delicious

2009-12-15T12:45:00.001-05:00

Flitz of the Squarey Monsters gobbles up nightmares.

Flitz, the Flatbat protects you from bad dreams. He'll eat up all your nightmares as they float around above your head while you sleep.

How lucky can you get?

2009-12-14T10:50:00.001-05:00

Sylphia is the luckiest Squarey Monster of all, and she shares it with you.

If you're feeling pretty lucky today it's probably because Sylphia is on your side.

Speak up - Bitzy can't hear you

2009-12-11T12:33:00.000-05:00

The Squarey Monster, Bitzy loves technology!

Technology is Bitzy's favorite flavor. Now, maybe you know where the remote went.

Reggie holds us down

2009-12-10T12:12:00.000-05:00

Reggie of the Squarey Monsters is inspired by his fan, Heath.

Reggie holds it down. He's smooth like butter, but better for you.

Reggie's biggest fan

2009-12-10T11:33:00.000-05:00

Heath is Reggie's biggest fan ;)

Reggie has earned a new nickname. His friends call him "Beans." He is a Beansferatu, after all.

Squarey Monsters fan Heath posted the pic with this caption on his Facebook page:

"I told you we hold it down!! Reggie aka Beansferatu goin' in out in Hollywood!! Hold us down Beans!!"

Thanks for taking care of Reggie while he was out in L.A., Heath. He now considers you family :)

Recycle this post ;)

2009-12-09T18:06:00.000-05:00

Clup can help you learn to recycle.

Even though he’s blue, Clup green at heart. Don't let your friends litter. Wouldn't it be nice if Clup could eat a nice meal once in a while instead of discarded candy wrappers and soda pop bottles?

I'm a monster. Are you squared?

2009-12-08T13:48:00.000-05:00

Anthony the Squarey Monster is too happy to scare anyone.

Anthony looks like he's a stiff dancer. Maybe he thinks you're squared of his dancing skills.

MEET SYLPHIA

2009-12-04T18:34:00.002-05:00

Sylphia of the Squarey Monsters.

Sylphia is a Sylpholellagram, a rarely seen square shaped spirit, but if she becomes your friend she can always be found setting up situations to go in your favor. She is a great listener, and uses any information you give her to make your day go better.

MEET REGGIE

2009-12-04T18:31:00.002-05:00

Reggie of the Squarey Monsters.

Reggie is a little-known creature called a Beansferatu. You’ll find him hanging around gardens waiting for sprouts to come up. Beansferatus eat nothing but vegetables. Reggie enjoys spending time in the fresh air, and appreciates when you share your veggies with him.

MEET HUSHY

2009-12-04T18:30:00.002-05:00

Hushy of the Squarey Monsters.

Hushy is a Mumangle who was discovered almost a century ago by archaeologists searching under an old chess board buried in the pyramids. Hushy is believed to be over 5,000 years old, but he’s not talking, so no one can verify it.

MEET FLITZ

2009-12-04T18:28:00.002-05:00

Flitz of the Squarey Monsters.

Flitz is a Flatbat from Central Square in Transylvania. He is concerned with making sure everyone has good dreams. He keeps in shape by catching bad dreams, and eating them.

MEET DONK

2009-12-04T18:26:00.002-05:00

Donk of the Squarey Monsters.

Donk is a Squascal who scores really high on any test. He thinks everything through, and offers the best solution. Sometimes it takes him a while, but he always knows best. He’s so smart and patient he sometimes comes across as unintelligent.

MEET DODGER

2009-12-04T18:11:00.003-05:00

Dodger of the Squarey Monsters.

Dodger is a Squug (pronounced “skwug’) who is most comfortable when it is exactly 90 degrees; but the weather never keeps him from finding unsafe places nearby. Don’t worry. He will make them safer. He sleeps under a hard-hat.

MEET CLUP

2009-12-04T18:09:00.001-05:00

Clup of the Squarey Monsters.

Clup is a Wonky-witz. A Wonky-witz is a robotic pet of the Witzy-wonk robotic monsters from Wonky Island. These pets, and Clup in particular separate the trash for recycling. He enjoys eating all the rest of the trash, and helping to keep the environment clean.

MEET BITZY

2009-12-04T18:05:00.001-05:00

Bitzy of the Squarey Monsters.

Bitzy is a Witzy-wonk, a robotic monster from Wonky Island. She spends her days spiffing up and her nights programming. If you have a gadget on the fritz, chances are she can fix it.

MEET ANTHONY

2009-12-04T18:00:00.008-05:00

Anthony of the Squarey Monsters.

Anthony is cycloptopus from the deepest part of the ocean. Since he comes from such a dark place he is super talented at finding lost things. He’s a great friend to have, especially if you have a tendency to misplace your stuff.