Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Merry Christmas!

The Squarey Monsters want to thank you for being their friends and fans.
Merry Christmas!
from Anthony, Bitzy, Clup, Dodger, Donk, Flitz, Hushy, Reggie and Sylphia.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Good fortune in Dodger's wake

Dodger of the Squarey Monsters leaves a trail of happiness!

Dodger will clean up the path in front of you today. All the mucky muck that lies ahead today will be smooth sailing as long as you have Dodger for a friend.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Whoever denied it supplied it

Hushy knows whoever smelt it dealt it, so don't expect him to say a word. Ever. He can really keep a secret. Trust him with anything.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Channel B

Does your TV remote sometimes seem to have a life of its own? Bitzy is a technologically advanced being who can help you.

Dreams are delicious

Flitz of the Squarey Monsters gobbles up nightmares.

Flitz, the Flatbat protects you from bad dreams. He'll eat up all your nightmares as they float around above your head while you sleep.

Monday, December 14, 2009

How lucky can you get?

Sylphia is the luckiest Squarey Monster of all, and she shares it with you.

If you're feeling pretty lucky today it's probably because Sylphia is on your side.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Speak up - Bitzy can't hear you

The Squarey Monster, Bitzy loves technology!

Technology is Bitzy's favorite flavor. Now, maybe you know where the remote went.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Reggie holds us down

Reggie of the Squarey Monsters is inspired by his fan, Heath.

Reggie holds it down. He's smooth like butter, but better for you.

Reggie's biggest fan

Heath is Reggie's biggest fan ;)

Reggie has earned a new nickname. His friends call him "Beans." He is a Beansferatu, after all.

Squarey Monsters fan Heath posted the pic with this caption on his Facebook page:

"I told you we hold it down!! Reggie aka Beansferatu goin' in out in Hollywood!! Hold us down Beans!!"
Thanks for taking care of Reggie while he was out in L.A., Heath. He now considers you family :)

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Recycle this post ;)

Clup can help you learn to recycle.

Even though he’s blue, Clup green at heart. Don't let your friends litter. Wouldn't it be nice if Clup could eat a nice meal once in a while instead of discarded candy wrappers and soda pop bottles?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I'm a monster. Are you squared?

Anthony the Squarey Monster is too happy to scare anyone.

Anthony looks like he's a stiff dancer. Maybe he thinks you're squared of his dancing skills.

Friday, December 4, 2009


Sylphia of the Squarey Monsters.

Sylphia is a Sylpholellagram, a rarely seen square shaped spirit, but if she becomes your friend she can always be found setting up situations to go in your favor. She is a great listener, and uses any information you give her to make your day go better.


Reggie of the Squarey Monsters.

Reggie is a little-known creature called a Beansferatu. You’ll find him hanging around gardens waiting for sprouts to come up. Beansferatus eat nothing but vegetables. Reggie enjoys spending time in the fresh air, and appreciates when you share your veggies with him.


Hushy of the Squarey Monsters.

Hushy is a Mumangle who was discovered almost a century ago by archaeologists searching under an old chess board buried in the pyramids. Hushy is believed to be over 5,000 years old, but he’s not talking, so no one can verify it.


Flitz of the Squarey Monsters.

Flitz is a Flatbat from Central Square in Transylvania. He is concerned with making sure everyone has good dreams. He keeps in shape by catching bad dreams, and eating them.


Donk of the Squarey Monsters.

Donk is a Squascal who scores really high on any test. He thinks everything through, and offers the best solution. Sometimes it takes him a while, but he always knows best. He’s so smart and patient he sometimes comes across as unintelligent.


Dodger of the Squarey Monsters.

Dodger is a Squug (pronounced “skwug’) who is most comfortable when it is exactly 90 degrees; but the weather never keeps him from finding unsafe places nearby. Don’t worry. He will make them safer. He sleeps under a hard-hat.


Clup of the Squarey Monsters.

Clup is a Wonky-witz. A Wonky-witz is a robotic pet of the Witzy-wonk robotic monsters from Wonky Island. These pets, and Clup in particular separate the trash for recycling. He enjoys eating all the rest of the trash, and helping to keep the environment clean.


Bitzy of the Squarey Monsters.

Bitzy is a Witzy-wonk, a robotic monster from Wonky Island. She spends her days spiffing up and her nights programming. If you have a gadget on the fritz, chances are she can fix it.


Anthony of the Squarey Monsters.

Anthony is cycloptopus from the deepest part of the ocean. Since he comes from such a dark place he is super talented at finding lost things. He’s a great friend to have, especially if you have a tendency to misplace your stuff.